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Friday, November 27, 2020

Worlds Worst Principal

 Evil is a strong word but is not strong enough to describe Mrs. Slap. Mrs slap was hitt-schools principal.. Every single kid in the school was scared of her.. Even the teachers.  Mrs slap has a mobility scooter that she of course ran over the kids when she was zooming through the halls and playgrounds glaring at kids. Tied to the back of her scooter she has a BIG ruler that she uses to SLAP kids if they did something wrong or didn't do good work. The people in room 11 were so unlucky because Mrs Slap was their main teacher.. Here's some of her punishments..


1. Get paint splattered in your face (staining paint)

2. Getting smacked in the face by a metre ruler 10 TIMES!!

3. Sitting on the back of her scooter and getting thrown off while shes driving

4. Getting spinned in a chair 100 times around

5. Getting taped to the wall for the WHOLE night (staying at school)

6. Getting threw into a muddy puddle (YUCK)


And that's just some of them.. If you want to know there is a huge long list of her punishments in her office and every kid (and even some teachers) have a certain one they get if they break her rules. Today room 11 had Mrs Slap and it was the morning and she was making an announcement.. “Hello classss” she hissed in her croaky, creepy voice, “Todayy I have an announcement.. I’ve come up with a “NEW” and improved punishment and i have made some newww rulesss” Everyone started to talk and whisper in horror, “SILENCE” she said smacking her fist on her messy desk, “I need SILENCE to continue class” everybody froze and stopped talking immediately, except one kid.. It was Jack. Jack was still mumbling to himself and making noises.. Mrs Slap spotted him quickly.. She glared at him with her eyes squinted, she drove over slowly on her scooter still glaring at him and as soon as she saw her he froze and stopped..  She grabbed him by the ear and he started to cry. The whole class watched and felt really bad as he got taken outside for his punishment.. The class followed behind Jack and Mrs Slap and when they got outside everybody followed behind.. Then he got dropped on the ground and then picked up again by the foot by Mrs Slap. Then he got dropped in the muddy puddle HEAD FIRST!! Jack was covered in wet mud and everyone shouted, “EWWWWWWW” and then Mrs Slap drove away leaving him out there playing the song that goes DUN DUN DUNNNN… DUN DUN DUNNN.. That's what she plays when she finishes punishing someone.. Once everyone was inside and Jack was clean again he had to sit in the corner of the classroom for the rest of the day. “Nowww class it's time for MATH.. and since everyone is soo “smart” you can have some Year 6 math hahah” said Mrs Slap “But were only year 4’s Mrs Slap!” said Susie.. Everyone mumbled THEN Mrs Slap creeped over to Susie on her scooter.. 

Susie froze and she didn't move and then she started saying, “Noooo please noo noo noo Mrs Slap please take back what is said!!!” Then she got picked up, thrown onto the back of the scooter and then Mrs Slap started to play the song everyone hates.. DUN DUN DUNNN…. DUN DUN DUNNN.. And then as soon as it played off they went and they started zooming through the walls zig-zagging around and then.. Susie fell off and hit her head really bad and she lost her memory a little bit so she was in the sick bay for the rest of the day. A couple hours later it was lunchtime and everyone was eating their lunch on the deck then.. A big loud whistle blew.. 

It was Mrs Slap and she had a cone in her hand to make her sound loud enough, “Heeelloo people.. Now I have an announcement. I have made up fines!! Aren't you exciteeeeeddd!?” she said in her old voice.. Nobody was excited obviously because we all knew that the fines were gonna be for EVERYTHING. Everyone started to talk and eat again a couple minutes later and Mrs Slap was looking around on her scooter looking for someone to torcher. Then she found someone.. It was Jaxson and he was eating rice.. He dropped one single piece by accident, And I’m sure you know by now what's gonna happen.. Mrs Slap saw him.. So he got the punishment of.. Paint poured over him.. Mrs Slap raced to the art room and grabbed a huge bucket of paint (the staining paint) and grabbed Jaxson and poured the paint over him.. Everyone was watching as he got paint all.. Over… HIM. Mrs Slap started to do her EVIL laugh. Jaxson ran to the bathrooms and tried to wash off the paint but it didn't wash off and then he was stained for the rest of the day in paint. You’d think that soooo many parents complained and called up the school and blah blah blah but no. No parent has ever complained to Mrs Slap because who would! We all know that she would punish them about saying, well in her words “rude and mean” words. Oh and yes she punishes parents too, I mean would you? Ok, back to the story.

Sooo everyone was back in the class blah blah and we did more “fun” learning.. We were doing writing and we had to write a poem.. Before I tell you what it had to be about, try to guess. Ok, It had to be about.. Mrs Slap. Everyone gasped when they heard it and started to talk and whisper. “SILENCE” Mrs Slap said, banging her bat on her desk. Everyone froze and stopped. She got out the paper and pencils, “Now grab a pencil and paper” she said hissing in her croaky voice. Everyone got up, lined up and started to write, “I want to be seeing some “nice” words classs” said Mrs Slap. once about half-an-hour had passed we had to show her our writing and she read them all out loud. Every single person in the class wrote nice poems even though no one thought Mrs Slap was nice. The next day there were some new kids in our class and they were the Gentleistic twins. That was their last name, their first name was Bob and Bobby. They were the new smartest kids in our class. We had Mrs Slap and guess what.. Gracie got a punishment first thing in the morning just because she rode her skateboard into the school and one of the rules is NO riding on school grounds. Her punishment was getting spun around on the chair 100 TIMES!! And that's when the Gentleistic twins knew they had to do something about Mrs Slap.

So at every lunchtime and morning tea they studied and studied reading books and all that science stuff blah blah blah. Then they finally built their creation and they were the first EVER EVER people to EVER trick Mrs Slap. They were the first ever to DARE trick Mrs Slap. This is what they told her, “Mrs Slap, Do you want your scooter to go faster?” And of course she said yes, “We have made a new creation and if we just attach this to your scooter it will go much much faster with this new.. JETPACK FOR YOUR SCOOTER!!” She obviously said Ok. So they went outside and attached it to the back of her scooter. “Try it out” Said the teins rubbing their hands together. She pushed down the exalreater and she SHOT up into the sky SCREAMING, “AHHH I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!” Everybody cheered and laughed!

Everybody was happy and everyone thanked the twins.


Friday, November 20, 2020

If I were a Ruru

 If I were a Ruru


If I were a Ruru,

I would live in dark, quiet forests with rivers and ponds.

I would sore through the dark night sky,

flying silently looking down for my prey.

I would build my nest in dark 

holes in old trees, 

I would peck at the soft

grass on the ground picking sticks and bits for my nest,

When the nest is done I do my call at night until 

the sun peeks up.


Neave Carmichael


Friday, November 6, 2020

Writing about Maui Dolphins!

 Hi, I’m Neave and this is a story about Maui Dolphins.

You may ask,  How are Maui Dolphins getting extinct? Here's why!

Maui Dolphins are getting extinct because of Fishing nets, Gill nets and trawl nets. Due to these nets and causes there are ONLY 63 Maui Dolphins left.

What is a Maui Dolphin?

A Maui Dolphin is a subspecies of the Hector's Dolphin -- New Zealand's only endemic cetacean species.

Where are Maui Dolphins found?

Maui Dolphins are found in the west coast of New Zealand's North Island.

How rare are Maui Dolphins?

Since the Maui Dolphins are getting endangered they are now one of the rarest and smallest dolphin subspecies globally.


So if you see this please help stop this cause.